egg shat

the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water

Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"

by tamaramahannah April 18, 2006

toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

by serunato September 5, 2009

Egg Flour Soup

During intercourse with a female, orgasm into her vaginal crevice, then promptly urinate into it. The resulting mixture closely resembles egg flour soup.

"Dude, I took a girl home last night and gave her some egg flour soup"

"Hell yeah!"

*highfives*

by tangible_taco February 13, 2014

barnyard egg

A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.

Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.

Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!

by Little Smokey December 25, 2007

egg white surprise

the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.

when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum

you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis

hey you want an egg white surprise ?

sure

ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''

theres your egg white surprise

by siy January 8, 2009

Egg Mcdouche

A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.

This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 24, 2004

Egg

An organic malformed orb, that of which incubates lifeforms in their fetal state.

I eated a egg.

by Lucas24709 July 9, 2020