my old dutch

my missus, my luvver, my wife.

ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!

by carpark an' burton July 2, 2005

ditch weed

This is a type of marijuana that grows wild, and is usually found in ditches (hence the name) and other thickets. It is very, very bunk and contains little to no thc. Legend has it that every 7 years it draws thc out of the ground. I dont know if this is true or not, but i will look into it.

HaHa, i cant believe that little loser thinks that he'll get high smoking ditch weed.

by we2d July 23, 2008

dirty dutch

A style of Electronic Dance Music that revolves around those squeeky high pitched synths, really groovy drums and just make you want to smile and dance around with your friends. Most of the Dirty Dutch songs can also be categorized as Electro House.

Afrojack is currently the most popular Dirty Dutch producer, and is leading it's uprising popularity.

Hey what music you listen to?
Dirty Dutch
What? What's that?
It's hard to describe...lookup on youtube "Top 10 dirty dutch" and it'll give you an idea.
Alright I'll do that!

by Roger Roger 1999 March 14, 2011

ditched

To leave something that is not finished.
To ditch a person is to leave them;
prefabley to run in the opposite direction!

Awww man me and Max were like totally spraying-up the high school board; and then ol' crawford comes!
I totally ditched max 'n' did a runner!

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

Dutch Familiar

When a female holds a man's penis and that man shakes her arm/forearm in a masturbatory manner.

i didn't feel like touching my own dick so i had my girl grab it and i jostled her arm Dutch Familiar style for my own enjoyment.

by habitual sassbox January 1, 2010

Dutch Shotgun

Sexual act; Putting your mouth to anothers anus creating an airtight seal, the other person farts into your mouth which you seal into your mouth disconnecting from the anus. You bring the mouth full of fart back to the persons face and shotgun it into their mouth.

"You should never do a Dutch Shotgun"

by msmith721 September 27, 2012

Dutch Wink

The act of a woman opening or crossing her legs whilst wearing no underwear and thus revealing her front bottom for a brief second.

I love the scene in Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone being interrogated where she give us a dutch wink.

by Pyledriver January 8, 2013