Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018

Donny Dosser

usually a povo (lower classed citizen)) that hangs all over the town of doncaster. its common for these people to be on benefits, use drugs and also wear airforces.

these chavvis, know just about everyone on earth so fights with them frequently end in someone getting jumped.

“oi big man you have beef with that donny dosser next to maccies?”
“nah i think his mandem propa pagerred one of my boys tho”

by somedosser January 4, 2020

beverage dissemination officer

Fancy word for bartender

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.

by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020

Cheating dossers

Used to describe wigan rugby league club

Tylical cheating dossers

by Weh8lukegale October 26, 2020

Bruce Dusmez

Really Sporty guy, flex's too much though.

"Your so good at sports" "your a real Bruce Dusmez"
"i have bruce Dusmez skill"

by BigBerthaJenkins March 28, 2021

Fan Disservice

The opposite of Fan Service.
Basic Trope: Fanservice is made disgusting, horrifying or ridiculous due to the people involved or the circumstances surrounding it. This is what Fan Disservice is

Person 1: BITCH I WANTED TO SEE A HOT GIRL IN A BIKINI, BUT ALL I FOUND WAS EGGMAN IN A FUCKING SLIM BIKINI! THIS IS FUCKING FAN DISSERVICE!
Person 2: Eggman in a Bikini is good Fan service, you faggot.
Person 1: KILL YOURSELF!

by GoldenFartRequiem April 23, 2023