by Dildoman420 April 14, 2016

A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.
Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.
by RandyDanger April 1, 2017

The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.
by jimmybomm July 14, 2022

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.
by leeparkershepherd October 8, 2022
