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diddly-fuck

A person being without care or emotion for someone or something.
I don't give a diddly-fuck about you or your car.
by Cuke Lage July 27, 2017
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Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle
Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018
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diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid
My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart
by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018
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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Diddi

Used as an adjective, adverb, noun, pronoun ect, a filler word used for almost any and every thing used by the Oceanic peoples. It can also be used as a title or label for people who are multi talented.
"Its gettin late, my nigga. Im finna Diddi"
by Sunni Baughman July 22, 2019
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Diddly Dan

A Diddly Dan is a person that like too diddle, which means dick play.
Guy 1: yoo bro stop being a Diddly Dan
Diddly Dan: I'm sorry I got a porn addiction
Guy 1: bro..
by MiniMeuwu September 15, 2021
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Diddlyconk

Can be used anywhere at all times
Oooo luv ave a look at his diddlyconk
by M&T<3 November 5, 2022
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