a ring doesn't plug a hole

This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.

Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.

by skghskg June 3, 2010

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diveskyving

The opposite of skydiving; Diveskyving is an experience that has recently been conceptualized. Diveskyving is done by starting at the ground, jumping, and falling "up" towards the sky. Once the person has reached their desired height, they then return to the ground via skydiving. This creates one of the most memorable and thrilling experiences in a person's lifetime.

Of course, this can only be done in theory with the correct technology.

Since the true technology isn't available yet, this amazing experience can be imitated at indoor skydiving studios.

Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go skydiving!

Guy 2: Nah man, diveskyving is what's all about now.

Guy 1: Diveskyving?

Guy 2: Yeah, its like reverse-skydiving. Best feeling there is.

Guy 1: So you mean I just hurdle myself toward the sky, then skydive my way back down?

Guy 2: Precisely.

Guy 1: Woah. My mind is blown.

by Diveskyving expert October 7, 2011

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Does

A woman who only shows up for date with the purpose to get a free dinner.

Bill needs to change his dating tactics. All the chicks he dates are nothing but a bunch of does. They go to the bathroom as soon as the check arrives, then ghost him after the dinner.

by Buck o fama February 3, 2021

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