DoughHammer 

A complete idiot or fool, or the act of being a total screw-up.

He did what?! Geez, what a DoughHammer!

DoughHammer by Joseph Oakes March 28, 2004

doughnut-bumber 

Another name for a lesbian. as doughnut bumbing refers to the two female "holes". the heterosexual example would be a hotdog and a doughnut.

I think Alex is a Doughnut-bumber

doughnut-bumber by Bryan W. December 15, 2008

doughbage

Doughbage is like doobage, but only its money. pronounced (doe' bahz).

Doughbage has no relation to the word doughbag.

They held the budget for the next fiscal year and what it means to me is that someone kyped the doughbage in this cycle!

doughbage by scrubber April 7, 2009

dough ears 

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough

dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.

dough ears by almostginger July 15, 2011

doughbrainer 

some value, opinion etc that an INEXPERIENCED brain will usually hold.

jimboy won't like the movie "tokyo story" - it's a doughbrainer.

doughbrainer by nebiru100 December 28, 2011

dough it out 

to give out something, typically in reference to money

Originated from when gangsters in the 1920s went to Italian restaurants and payed money by hiding it in breadsticks. They would then hand out the breadsticks (baked dough) to people, hence "dough it out".

Some sources claim that Jesus also was the OG (original gangster) when he multiplied and then doughed out bread to the people. Moses also may have done this earlier with manna, but manna is questionably doughesque, so the credit mostly goes to Jesus. This comes from the Book of Dough that was excluded from the Bible during the Council of Trent due to its relation to the Jewish Mafia.

Daaamn, Patrick can really dough it out, he gave slaw to everyone.

dough it out by Atherial November 16, 2014

Doughma 

When you eat a huge mass of doughnuts, sending you into a coma.

A "You probably shouldn't eat all those doughnuts at once"
B "Fuck it you don't tell me what to do"
B *falls asleep on couch minutes after eating the doughnuts*
A "Looks like she's fallen into a doughma"

Doughma by Keirchel December 10, 2016