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Douchebagdom

A distinctive and complex set of symptoms indicating the existence of a douchbag
look at that dude, from the pink shirt and the popped collar.. The Douchebagdom is just dripping off him!
by Douchebagdom March 22, 2011
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Douchebagattractionitis

a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.
Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
by NinaM November 8, 2011
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Douchebaggary

1) Actively engaging in highly-unacceptable, douche-like behavior.

2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
To commit so many loathsome acts at once, Jim's behavior could best be characterized as douchebaggary.

His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
by Dr. T. December 11, 2012
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Douchebag Feminism

Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
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douchebagest

The douchebag amongst of all douchebags.. The douchebagest!
That's the douchebagest thing I ever imagined.
by Karem Deraman November 20, 2013
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douchebag

Someone who increases a drug by 5500% from $13.50 to $750 per pill, for a life-threatening parasitic infection and suggests, “This isn’t the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business.”
You might be a douchebag if you try to justify price gauging the fuck out of sick patients who's medicine and sole means of survival just went through the roof because of your greed.
by PLAWNASAURUSREX November 5, 2015
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inconvenient douchebag

n. Anyone who is acting like a douchebag (or is being a major douchebag) at a time that is bad for either the douchebag or anyone around said douchebag.
Person 1: Joe was acting like such a prick to his girlfriend while his mom was right behing him.
Person 2: What an inconvenient douchebag.

Person 1: Do you wanna know how much of a faggot you are?
Person 2: Dude, stop, my girlfriend's here. You're being an inconvenient douchebag.
by number1woofer February 10, 2010
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