Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

doober

Paul Dietrich's Penis

"Paul, your doober is a small and worthless piece of shit."

by Tyler & Kyle October 12, 2003

donker

A nice looking female rear end.

Man...she's got a donker.

by rkbocage October 10, 2003

dooked

the process by which a penis is inserted in someones ass; slang term for anal sex

y was latisha walkin lyke she got dooked up tha butt???

jennifer got dooked up tha butt yesterdae!!!!

by **brownsuga** June 10, 2005

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

muther doker

Any teenage boys way of getting around calling someone a "mother fk'er around adults.

Put the muther doker down.

You're a muther doker.

by DUDE DOWDY January 22, 2011

Positive Doomer

A Doomer that knows everything is shit in the world and that everything will only get worse but chooses to continue to try and live in the positive and brighten others days' so they don't see the world the way the Doomer does; typically because of the mix of anti-depressants but knowledge of the coming end.

Greg: Man Dylan's shitposts' are pretty dark for a guy always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh at work
Tom: Yeah he's just a Positive Doomer I guess

by DoomGuy42069 January 28, 2020