vagina doodle

A creampie performed with artistic intention. When the man ejaculates, he pulls out and cums all over the woman's vaginal opening and labia, creating a doodle with his semen. The best doodles are done with women who are shaved, since the bare skin serves as the perfect palette that allows the ejaculate to form unique and alluring patterns.

I gave her a vagina doodle she'll never forget.

by Steve (aka the Creampie Kid) August 2, 2007

Spunk doodle

The spunk doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit. Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK

JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation

WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische

STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count

SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee

ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.

PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

doodle

1. A common reference to the male genitalia; a penis.

2. The place where a female should knee a male in the event that said male attempts to steal one of her belongings, makes unwelcomed sexual insinuations, or its overheard telling his boys that she has put some extra junk in the trunk.

When Kelendra heard Dontel telling his boys that it looked as though she had put some extra junk in the trunk, she promptly kneed him in the doodle.

by S-money and B-Killa January 6, 2006

cheese doodle

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.

I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.

by Pat Meholf May 13, 2006

doodle rub

to rub your cock so hard that its like you cant see anything except for CUM..

to rub it like no tomorrow

oh dude i did the doodle rub and it felt so good and its soo adicting.. once i rubed i couldnt stop

by s00t June 11, 2006

Chunk-a-doodle

When somebody is overweight, plumpified, chunk-a-licious, or possibly just a little swollen.

This person will float in a swimming pool.

Mary couldn't fit in the bus seats very well because she was just a little chunk-a-doodle.

by Steatorrhea June 18, 2011

Doogie Howser

To turn off the monitor on your computer when someone enters the room, like NPH did on his show.

"Did you just Doogie Howser your screen?"
"Yeah, I don't want you to look at my porn."

by Dr. Armadillo April 6, 2010