Ex-door Neighbor

The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.

I invited my ex-door neighbor from California; I hope you don't mind.

by Jeul December 30, 2008

the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.

Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.

by Britannic May 25, 2009

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012

Back Door Gopher

When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails

Dude wash your fucking hands i can tell you've been getting the back door gopher.

by BarryHalls April 4, 2011

delorean slow

Delorean fast is a misconseption becuase the american version of the DMC-12 had only 130 hp and could do 0-60 in 10.5 seconds.
The flames were casued by time travel.
If america didnt have stupid emissions laws it would have been 170 hp.

Damn ho, tell yo ride to go cause we creepin all delorean slow

by TDowns June 13, 2007

lady door

Another word for what is between a woman's legs.

"Come into my lady door."
"My lady door is bleeding."

by Skylane October 15, 2017

Back Door Braggart

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.

Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.

by Jescati August 14, 2010