by Anonymous2006.Dierky July 6, 2006
Get the dierky mug.The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.
Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.
Phil: Yells "doorknob!"
Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.
Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.
Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.
Phil: Yells "doorknob!"
Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.
Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.
Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.
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A guy I love who shouldn’t care about what other people think of him. Although he’s a huge weeaboo, and could play magic cards in his sleep, he’s my weeaboo...he’s my silly, clumsy, sweet, thoughtful, kind boyfriend. And I love him.
by Celbeans June 8, 2018
Get the Dork mug.A geek is someone who is always heavily into things like rpg, classic sci fi, and loves to argue about it with others or chime in any time they hear someone mention a geek Passion of theirs,whether appropriate to do so or not.
A dork tends to be a person who doesn't really look the part "aka wearing shirts like I'm not a geek, I'm a level 80 warrior" but they often have a love for gaming, in particular video games and team challenge with personal betterment online games. They may dabble in card and board games, again maintaining the temporary nature of an interaction (aka not lengthy involved games such as dnd) They don't usually run around talking to everyone about what they like but will engage if the other says something first.
Now either one can have a little of the other in them or even a little nerd. A nerd is just someone who knows an intense amount on a specific subject, tending to be but NOT limited to electronics and or computer hardware or software
A dork tends to be a person who doesn't really look the part "aka wearing shirts like I'm not a geek, I'm a level 80 warrior" but they often have a love for gaming, in particular video games and team challenge with personal betterment online games. They may dabble in card and board games, again maintaining the temporary nature of an interaction (aka not lengthy involved games such as dnd) They don't usually run around talking to everyone about what they like but will engage if the other says something first.
Now either one can have a little of the other in them or even a little nerd. A nerd is just someone who knows an intense amount on a specific subject, tending to be but NOT limited to electronics and or computer hardware or software
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Get the dork flag mug.When a free balling man, humps the back of another person allowing his balls to swing and strike like a doorknocker.
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