dodenoff

When you're masturbating and you doze off, pre-climax.

Man, I was so hammered I pulled a dodenoff and the wife was pissed. Mostly at the midget porn, you know, since she's tall.

by W.A.A.O.A. June 26, 2014

Dodercave

A butthole.

"Dude, I plugged her dodercave last night with my load!"

by dodercave dweller June 29, 2009

dodecaburn

1.) When a first party sets forth a rapid 12 count burn, leaving the person who received the burn in an obliterated stupor.

2.) An aw inspiring burn.

3.) A insult that never should be used carelessly.

Burner: Damned, retarded, bitch, ass, mo' fo', eurotrash, yank, bum, cracker, quendo, punk, vic!

Burned: ...

Third Party:I didn't think a dodecaburn was possible!

by Coffe Man October 21, 2010

Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

by PetoneCobb March 20, 2013

Doenload

When your phone is really fucked up

Your phone is fucked up if it is saying doenload.

by syy March 31, 2015

dodelido

An alternate term for the sausage, or in it's scientific name "Ding-a-Ling,"

"all right johnny time to talk about the hawks and the hornets, the basketballs and the hoops, the dodelido and the ring,"

by coilusserpent July 14, 2016

Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.

I'm having another dodecashot morning.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016