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doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
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Dictators

The tators hanging below your dic.
Investigator: Sir, are you aware that for the past 7 months your wife has been meeting in secret with a pair of notorious dictators?
by Turttlemugger March 21, 2010
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urban dictator

The Head Man at Urban Dictionary who dictates what entries are accepted or rejected.
Urban Dixie: Please Mr. Urban Dictator, I'll do ANYTHING to get my entries on the Dick.
by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006
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Dictatorship of the Pussy

A dating situation so lopsided that all dating decisions are made by the females of the area.
Don't get me wrong you're a kind girl, but the situation here is a dictatorship of the pussy.
by Maury_XXX September 14, 2009
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Head Doctor

head specialist throat nurse dome expert
A nigga is harder than a brick, time to visit my head doctor.
by Djaye December 16, 2018
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spin doctor

An operative who uses his platform to influence the perception of a person, organization, or event. Like a damage-control PR person.

Most often this is in the political context, usually conservative, with the spin doctor masquerading as a journalist or "expert in the field" to lend credibility to what's actually just a PR line cooked up by the right-wing.
After "Deep Throat" finally revealed himself as W. Mark Felt in May, 2005, a parade of spin doctors, old Nixon cronies and convicted Watergate felons appeared in the media, trying to tarnish Felt in any way they could, to distract from and lessen in the public's mind the enormity of the crimes they'd committed 30 years ago.
by Super Genius June 7, 2005
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Dictator

A “mamabicho” ruler who refuses to listen to the majority of his constituents and resign.
Puerto Rico’s dictator, Ricardo Rossello, believes an apology will help citizens forget his misogynist, derogatory comments and gross mismanagement of federal funds.
by RCO-PR July 19, 2019
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