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New Dorker

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.
Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers
by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010
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Dickerson

The art of pretending to take a photo of your significant other in order to actually take a photo of somebody else that you are more interested in. This is most often done at the beach or a car show. Your significant other must be in on the act for it to be a full Dickerson.
Hey honey, can you help me get a Dickerson of the girl over there? I don't want her to think that I'm some sort of creep. The guys at the office are going to love it!
by PermanentHarassmentZone March 4, 2011
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Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker
Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?
by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009
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Dickerson Pike

The place in Nashville, Tennessee, where you're most likely to run into prostitutes.
No, really. I saw Paris Hilton out on Dickerson Pike last night.
by Tom Delfino April 8, 2009
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dickeroni

YOU stuff your meat in her mac n cheez and she eat it like you eat the booty
ey girl you finna get this dickeroni
by Meat Beaters January 16, 2017
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Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet
Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker
by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010
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Dockers

Nickname or brand name for pants, usually the orginal khaki color.

Dockers brand is Levi Strauss & Co's business/casual line, marketed to middle-aged, middle-income people to be moderately fashionable. Khaki pants cost around $45 - $55.
I'm gonna wear Dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday.
by Coell August 21, 2005
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