Al Diver

To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.

Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***

by ISmokeWeedInTHEGp September 25, 2011

Bad Drivers

People who either cluelessly or knowingly cannot drive properly. Female bad drivers tend to cluelessly do a bad job, while male bad drivers tend to drive poorly because they're assholes and don't care about others. Bad drivers kill many innocent people every day. Some countries, like the US, Russia, and China are infested with bad drivers, while other places like Europe, India, Africa, Latin America etc tend to have better drivers.

95% of car accidents have their roots from bad drivers. Many people needlessly die, including bad drivers themselves. So next time you honk at someone who runs a stop sign and almost hits you, don't feel too bad, because maybe next time they do it there will be a kid on a bike instead of you there.

Bad Drivers are perhaps society's most common annoyance.

by jack209 August 24, 2020

Dumpster Diver

Someone who gets in/ around dupsters, picking up items to keep.

Guy: Hey I saw someone digging in the trash the other day.

Girl: I know; he was such a Dumpster Diver.

by Madmadness February 19, 2011

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

diversica

diversity in America

It can replace the word America. I live in the United States of Diversica.

by lolly reardon September 11, 2007

Diversivibe

The ability to enjoy/appreciate every genre of music without being a moany bitch.

#1'OMG this reggae/rock/rap song is AWESOME.'

#2'That dude is diversivibed!'

by GashFactory February 28, 2011

Disclaimer Diversity

The forced facade of racial, sexual, or physical representations without substance for the sake of virtue signaling with inconsequential or detrimental results.

Did you go see the remake of The Dark Knight? I heard they made Batman a black lesbian journalist and the Joker a transsexual socialist.

Fuck no! Those changes didn't make the comics any better. It's just some Disclaimer Diversity ruining a perfectly good story.

by Mr.Nonnypants July 10, 2018