Dio

a fabulous muscular metrosexual vampire with the last name Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures who can stop time and throw fucking steamrollers on people. he also can scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

You thought this was a normal example, but it was I, Dio!

by pokerfacecat December 29, 2017

Dio

A gay vampire with blonde hair trying to kill a whole family for no particular reason. He can stop time and talk to himself because he has schizophrenia. He also has a ghost that's gray and white to check his vibe. He can also drop steamrollers on 17-year old teens because why the fuck not? He also beat the shit out of a senator just because he can.

Hoeseph Hoestar: IT WAS DIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023

dio puttanoide

A swear that literally means something similar to pimp God but puttanoide isn't a real word so

It gives a demential sense to the swear

Dio puttanoide....mi sono cadute le chiavi nel tombino

by Daghegasuncolpo December 7, 2016

dio spazzaneve

Word used mostly by italians. It's used to call God as a snowplow.

when you slip during winter on the ice or the snow.
"dio spazzaneve! sono appena scivolato"
"dio spazzaneve! I just slipped"

by Dio Cammello September 15, 2018

dio

a hot evil immortal being who killed danī and the equivalent amount of people to the number of slices of bread you have eaten in your lifetime

u thought it wuz ur mom but it wuz me dio!

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Dios

Temennya Lisa

"dios mana?"
"Itu dios anak filsafat 19"

by Squarebrain October 16, 2019

dio ghane

expression Italian people, especially teenagers, use when angry in substitution to the very similar-sounding "dio cane". Was popularized by an Italian youtuber accidentally saying it during a livestream.

A: "la pasta è scotta!"

B: "dio ghane!"

by GranataLOL September 2, 2023