twinkie dinks

(plural): Snobbish, pretentious, upscale or wanna-be upscale people; social climbers who enjoy displaying status symbols and shopping at boutique establishments. The term crosses all boundaries of politics, race, religion and sexual orientation, encompassing conservative yuppies or "old money" fogies as often as liberal hippie/hipster/granola subcategories. Twinkie dinks typically drive Audi SUVs and have a penchant for over-describing the taste of expensive wines, craft beers and ciders, or boutique coffees.

I went to Whole Foods in search of a good deal on beer, but returned home empty-handed because the bar area was filled with twinkie dinks discussing in great detail a new beer called the "{Cleveland Steamer", with fruity citrus notes, a touch of molasses, a backbone of baker's chocolate, and a foamy head.

by Jim-Knob Dooger October 10, 2015

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 18, 2003

chink-a-dink

A derogatory term for an Asian American.

Man I hate chink-a-dink drivers!!!

by i.c.lovecraft August 15, 2011

twinkie dink

a penis; more commonly a small penis

dude i have a twinkie dink

by stickman13135 October 5, 2010

Dink Fat

A synonym for a Penis, cock and balls, babymaker, wang, chub, twig and berries, tally wacker, pee pee, dinky, weiner, shlong, johnson, dick, fuck stick, mommy daddy button, I could go on but I think you get my point ( no pun intended)!!!!!It is also the Guitarist for the band "Weight of the crown" middle name. Danny "dink-fat" Lilley!!!


Made famous by W.O.T.C and Williamsport Kids!!!!!!!

"Bitch kicked me right in the Dink Fat"!!!

"Thats our guitarist Danny Dink-Fat"!!!

"Shut up or your gettin the Dink-Fat"

"She was cradling my balls and suckin on my Dink-fat"

"I stuck my Dink-fat in to her V-john"

by James Pulizzi January 27, 2009

slinky dink

If your imagination is vivid enough to think up this word, youre awesome.

Yesterday I was laying down, bored, and all of a sudden I was Slinky Dink.

by CandidPolaroid September 2, 2019

zellers dink

aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department store in Canada called Zellers.

Man, I got a nasty case of zellers dink from that ho last night...

by gordberg October 11, 2006