DILF

A dad I’d like to f**k
See: Michael Sheen

Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.

by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020

dilf

david

ophie: whast a dilf
sel: david
ophie: what
davidL what the fuck

by offbrandposeidon September 16, 2021

Dilf

pure hot da

see that guy over there with his wain he’s a “dilf”

by scottishsimps January 21, 2021

dilf

dude in love (with) frogs.

Ahhh, I wanna date a dilf. They’re always so sweet.

by trees.and.peas June 30, 2021

DILF

while traditionally it mean Dad I'd Like to Fuck, it also means Dealer I'd Like to Fuck

my dealer is a dilf, yeah i said it

by beanthetrashman May 19, 2021

DILF

Johnny Depp

Jennifer:Johnny Depp is so....UGHJSBDJJDJXBD!!!
Megan: DILF, Jennifer, he's a whole DILF and a half.

by Johnny Dilf May 28, 2022

Dilf

An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck".

Megumi: What do you like about me?
Me: Your dad.
Side characters: Ikrrrrr sameee i can relate😭, He's such a dilf

by Miyoung밋스나 March 2, 2022