Dildo lips

Lips that have been inflated with colagen to the point that they look fake.

Meg Ryan's career went south once she got those dildo lips.

by modross December 9, 2008

dildo abuser

someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation

kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser

by irishg322 May 12, 2007

Dildo of Consequence

The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.

Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine

by Anglo Saxon Fella November 13, 2022

Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos

Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.

by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009

President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019