skittle diddler

He who diddles the skittle

OMG, He's THE skittle diddler

by Vaginal Navigator November 17, 2010

Diddler

A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...

I can't believe that guy diddled that 40oz bottle.

Ex. see- www.diddlers.info

by Vin Diesel June 9, 2004

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

dirdles

the tiny turds that you have to squeeze out at the end of a good sitting of pootime. average diameter: 1/4 inch

"Holy crap dude, flush your dirdles."
"Hey guys, look at my dirdles."

by shermanious September 8, 2005

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

diddies

a slang term for an illegal substance

Yo, let's call up dude and gets the diddies!

by H-town master June 25, 2008

finka-rink-diddle

a small asian man's penis

Look at Mr. Wong, he has a finka-rink diddle!

by Danny C November 2, 2003