Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.

Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

dense breasts

hard boobies that don't sag when you remove the "over the shoulder boulder holder."

Dense breasts:

Damn she got those dense breastesses upon her chestesses

by natdiggitydog September 30, 2016

Desert Eagle

Sex move. While conducting intercourse on beach (or other sandy location), male who is penetrating woman dips his penis in sand and continues the act of intercourse...as long as possible. AKA The Breaded Pork Chop.

I was beating up that sideways smile on the beach, and I actually pulled off the Desert Eagle.

by Hektor18 January 2, 2011

Desert Eagle

Sex manifested into gun form

"Being shot by a Desert Eagle is like being kicked by Chuck Norris"

"rofl i only need ma desert eagle to 0wn u n00bz on css! :p"

by superdawge September 12, 2009

deisel dyke

these are lesbians a.k.a "butch" that have short hair and are very manly. they are usually large and scary but can also be smaller in stature. some even have mullets and wear their ovaries on the outside in place of testicles.

variations such as bull dyke.

in comes john all beat up.
jeff: holy shit john what happened to you?

john: i saw this manly lesbian and called her a deisel dyke. then she proceeded to beat 7 shades of shit out of me.

by swedgin September 11, 2009

desean weber

amazing, hot, great dancer. He can brighten any girls day... esp. mine :) he loves to play basketball with his neighbor and watch star trek. hes good at everything he does. hes perfectly imperfect. he loves to cuddle and spoon... everyday, all day! hes lovable and a great person to talk to. he is smart and i love him :) lols

desean weber is amazing, hot, great dancer. He can brighten any girls day... esp. mine :) he loves to play basketball with his neighbor and watch star trek. hes good at everything he does. hes perfectly imperfect. he loves to cuddle and spoon... everyday, all day! hes lovable and a great person to talk to. he is smart and i love him :) lols

by mdawggg1234 January 22, 2011

Dese nutts

An insult use as a comeback.

Teacher: Are you done with that tests yet?
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts

by Aaron October 1, 2003