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devastation

the process of being fist fucked by a filthy old man (preferably tramp like)
that guy will give you ultimate devistation tonight.
by Spiderwebo July 18, 2003
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Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!
by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011
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Devadthan

Mean-spirited person everyone hates
youre a devadthan
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Devastator

a variant of the shocker in which the index finger is inserted into the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus.
"Man, last night my boyfriend gave me the Devastator so bad I can't shit!!"
by Mike November 22, 2004
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Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.
"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."
by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008
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When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.
So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.
by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011
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Devastator

1)To surprise your partner during sex by punching your fist into their ass.
I knew she was cheating on me so the last time we had sex I gave her the devastator. She crawled out of my house with bloody jeans.
by Ovarian Myth Sports February 25, 2010
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