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ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.
It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
by QuacksO November 6, 2024
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deceptioned

1. To be deceived. 2. When one attempts to swindle money out of you.
1. Timmy's girlfriend lied to him, he got totally deceptioned. 2. You mean I have to subscribe to this site to get access to the stress-test of this game? Are you trying to deception me or what?
by thedubixcube July 24, 2008
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delectronic

a shortening of "de-electronic".
I prefer my tablet PC to bad old delectronic media like books and pens.
by Ariel_Lion December 28, 2007
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dejetion

rex ryan's foot in his mouth
after the afc championship the jets felt a lot of dejetion.
by jet hater January 24, 2011
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Deprection

n. The feeling of horniness coupled by a severe wave of depression. Related to Sexual Frustration, but with more loneliness and sadness. Often ends with drunken masturbation.
I just remembered this really hot sex I had with my ex. I really wanted to fuck somebody, but was simultaneously crushed by the feeling that I might never have sex again, and will never be close to anyone, and will die alone. Huuuuge deprection.
by Soterios Johnson November 29, 2012
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defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
by ncinpa December 31, 2013
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Defeation

Feeling defeated.

no silverling.
The end of a dark tunnel.
Defeation I'm done with this shit.
Defeation I'm done with this shit.
by kool b eans November 20, 2017
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