dependif

Shortening of the phrase of "depending on if".

I might go to the party dependif I get the invite from her.

by whitetigerx8 September 18, 2021

Dependientemente

jaja lol

Joe mama dependientemente

by joemama121212 October 7, 2021

dependra

Lord of lights, bring happiness and joy in life.

Hindu religion and its main origin is Hindi. Dependra name meanings is Lord of lights. Dependra is written in Hindi as दीपेन्द्र. Other similar sounding names can be Deepanwita, Deependra, Deependu, Deepinder, Dibendu, Dibyendu, Dipanwita, Dipendu, Tabinda, Tapendra, Tapinder.

Dependra is god of lights ,bring happiness and joy in life.

by 15346 November 24, 2021

Dependathotamus

A military spouse that cheats on the service member or exhibits themselves lewdly to strangers.

Dude, did you hear that the Sergeant’s spouse has been cheating on them with random dudes while we were in the field? They are a real Dependathotamus.

Private, why did I see your wife stripping at the club wearing your uniform? Reign in your Dependathotamus.

by Kimchi Shadow January 26, 2022

dependent adulting

adulting in parents’ money

Adulting? Nah, dependent adulting

by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022

Dependacitis

The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.

Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.

by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022

Dependable Black Friend

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.

I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..

by Oddkidd1 July 4, 2023