The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.
Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.
by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022
Get the Dependacitismug.