urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.

No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.

by lynsioux June 12, 2009

Halm Hound Rejection

When a woman follows you around like an abandoned puppy. But once you try and make romantic advances towards her, she will reject anything more than being friends.

John: Hey where'd your puppy go man?

Nick: I don't know. Once I tried to talk to her about going on a date sometime, she said she just wanted to be friends.

John: Halm Hound Rejection?

Nick: Yep, Halm Hound Rejection...

by Mr. Betes July 5, 2012

Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.

Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015

side door ejection

While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.

Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?

Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!

by Global friends August 31, 2018

Coronal Mass Ejection

A huge, loud ass cough.

Excuse me, I just had a Coronal Mass Ejection.

by NihilegoBuil October 20, 2020

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

detention

It's not good at all. Some detentions can vary depending on what you did. For example if you told the principle to go to hell that is a full day. If you simply had your phone out in class then its a lunch detention. Full day detention are way worse. 2 restroom breaks, not allowed to go to the cafeteria to get your lunch ( the teachers get it for you) and your teachers send ALL the work you have to do down to detention in my school. Worst of all if you don't get it done, congraluations you just got 2 to 3 hours of homework. After school detentions are the worst. You are held in school after everyone has left. Ive only got lunch detentions. its where you get your lunch then go to detention.

To basically sum it all up if you want to be with your friends, go home, or not have a whole ton of homework dont get a detention.

by One little hellian September 26, 2017