diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

Donarrhea

The incoherent Twitter ramblings of Donald J. Trump.

Here is an example of Donarrhea:
Apr 23, 2019 06:26:40 AM
“The best thing ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump.” @MariaBartiromo So true, but they don’t treat me well as a Republican. Very discriminatory, hard for people to sign on. Constantly taking people off list. Big complaints from many people. Different names-over 100 M.....

by Caught in the Vortex April 25, 2019

summer diarrhea

The type of diarrhea you get when it is so hot outside that the poop inside your ass melts. Also known as summer shits/squirts.

The warehouse was so hot today that I know I will have summer diarrhea when I get off work.

by jsnb78 June 12, 2013

Verbal diarrhea

When someone talks to you in an emotional manner ussually goes on for hours about themselves often doesn't to want to listen to what you have to say.

-Why are you not picking up the phone?
- It's Angie she's been fighting with her boyfriend, I don't think I can take another load of her verbal diarrhea.

by TartdyTardis June 29, 2016

e-diarrhea

Similar to verbal diarrhea, e-diarrhea is when someone has an inability to stop typing, and must occupy thier computer screen with messages, however senseless or irritating to others.

Gumba Gumba\ Kung-fu jesus has 80 wpm of e-diarrhea waiting for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

diarrhea

Explosive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating consumption of one of many of fine items offered Hardee's.

by Bunghole August 27, 2003

diarrhea

Poop soup. Usually smells of sulfur and/or spiced meat.

This is a delicous bowl of Campbell's diarrhea, burrito variety. Mmm mmm good.

by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007