Ol’ dankis

A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that makes clicking noises when you turn it on.

Don’t turn on the fan it sounds like an ol’ dankis!!!

by Ol’.dankis.lover March 3, 2022

Count Dankula

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.

"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"

by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024

Mc Danks

A Mc Donalds situated inside of a gas station

I'm going to stop at the Mc Danks down the street.

by waldoman May 5, 2024

Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.

Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.

by HM788 August 4, 2025

tha danka danks

Grade A mary jane from the midwest area also known as the danka danks. High T.H.C levels never smoked in paper or blunt, must use glass or vaporizer. The only way to aquire danka danks is if you figure out how to grow them, in the comfort and safety of your oun home.

dude is that shit tha danka danks where'd you get that: I dont know: fuck that you do to shit smells like tha danka danks: whatever i found it on the sidewalk.

by Frederick beakin February 5, 2007