Daneophile

A non Danish person who has developed an unhealthy obsession with the Danish people. Typically male, these creatures need to be kept away from the foreign exchange students at all costs. Is also known to frequent chat rooms and anywhere else Danes may be present. Will often impress at first with basic knowledge of Denmark throwing words out like smørrebrød, knowledge of some Danish footballers like Peter Schmeichel, Brian and Micheal Laudrup, some Danish bands like Mew and Nephew... But beware, once the Daneophile grabs your attention you will have a hard time escaping their clutches. To be avoided at all costs.

Poor Sandra, she had everything going alright in her life till she met that Daneophile over the internet. Now, no matter what she does or where she goes he finds a way to track her down. She had no choice but to put a double barreled shotgun to his head. The judge went easy on her since she had once been smothered by a danophile herself back in the day. All was good for Sandra again. Yay.

by look jerky, i don't need to talk to you December 19, 2006

Danford

a beastly nick name, usually given to kids named Daniel and or Dan. Danfords are always up to something fun, have hot girlfriends and give the best sex.

Lars: What up Danford?

Danford: Not much Lars. getting another car.

Lars: You beast.

by Zackiffer April 14, 2009

Dani

Dani is someone who will never back down. Dani's come in all shapes and sizes but all ways have amazing eyes and a smile that lights up the room. All Dani's are confident in themselves and this is why everyone thinks they are so pretty. Dan's can be the most loyal, caring, most amazing friend you will ever know, or they can be the biggest bitch. Dani's always have tons of friends and seem really popular, but they don't feel close to many people. Dani is synonymous with spontaneity and are full of fun. You will never forget the Dani in your life.

I want to be jealous of her, but I just can't help loving Dani!!

by dinigirl September 24, 2011

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A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

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by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

Dani

A ghurl dat has a nyce pussy.

Ella: DANI HAS A NICE PUSSY. OMFG, I SAW IT LAST NIGHT.

Mikhaila: I AM SO LESBIAN NOW BECAUSE OF HER.

by Eikhaila. December 14, 2010

Dani Filth

Basicly, frontman of the best band to emerge from this world, EVER. ...In otherwords & in my eyes and i'm sure plenty of others will agree GOD.

Dude, have you seen that Dani Filth frontman for Cradle of Filth he's so hot. He's like a GOD!

by StarFilth April 22, 2007

Dani

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. All the guys want her to be their girlfriend and all the girls are jealous of her personality and looks. She is a very hot, sexy girl with the greatest laugh in the world. You want to try to make her laugh everyday so that you can her it. Everyone likes being around her. She's never mean to anyone and is really funny. If your girlfriend is Dani then you are the luckiest guy.

Guy 1: Is Dani going out with Billy?
Guy 2: He wishes, I think she just wants to be friends.
Guy 1: So she's still available?
Guy 2: I think so.
Guy 1: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

by Mr. * April 28, 2011