Dad

When you friend is way to serious but they love you and you love them, they suport you when your playing basketball in gym the scream your name and chant for your team they will always be there for you

Kyrstan: HeY dAd HoW wAs YoUr DaY

Jeyleen (friend): GoOd HoW wAs YoUrS

by Iloveyoulilpeepillmissyou:(: February 7, 2019

dad

a nonexistent being

??? do you have a dad?

what's a dad?

by god??? February 11, 2019

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019

Dad

Gone to get some milk.

Hey mom why did Dad leave us,

by Joe Muma February 20, 2019

Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

Dad

Someone some people have

I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back

by Frogiona March 6, 2019