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Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Cucumber

When someone makes good criticism against someone else and they don’t address it because they are getting bullied or have self-diagnosed depression.
I can’t handle this; I’m already getting bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.” John said.
by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020
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French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.
10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010
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cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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Cucumber Butthole

THE WORST MOST VILE INSULT THAT HAS EVER CAME OUT OF ANYONE's MOUTH.DONT SAY THIS YOU WiLL BE BEAT UP IMMEDIANLTY. THIS IS VERY RACIST
"Corneelius the Fifth is Such a Cucumber Butthole"
by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 7, 2023
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cucumber

a delicious fruit which can be found in the regions of Nigeria it is eaten by deepthroating
mmmmmmmm cucumber
by YOLITKID November 4, 2020
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