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chris crocker

An openly gay young man who most likely has schizophrenia, ADHD, or some other mental illness and needs constant supervision. Also probably the funniest guy on youtube. Most known for his emotional outburst following Britney Spears' God-awful performance at the VMAs, where he begged everyone who cares to listen to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"
Chris Crocker seems like a fun gay. I'd go clubbing with him.
by Kirbiet November 12, 2007
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frenching the croaker

"Robbie, what did you do last night?" Vicki asked.
"I was frenching the croaker" said Robbie
by haha47 February 19, 2009
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crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.
yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up
by SistaFista August 27, 2011
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Crooked letter

The letter "S" or the letter "Z"
"I'm C-A crooked letter, crooked letter I/
D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy

"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne
by Johnny Johnothan October 20, 2006
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crooked as a pig dick

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.
Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!
by 2cents September 10, 2009
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Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.
Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers
by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010
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Croak

To croak is to fall into a deep sleep. Usually to describe how significantly tired you are
I’m about to croak.

I just croaked so hard.

I’m croaking bro
by pengrrang July 19, 2021
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