Croatia

A country that consists of severly inbred folk. Tops the list in deformities and homosexuals. Croatian men are well known for not pleasing women at all ! Croatian women are quite often confused with animals at the zoo.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.

Oy, Jovane, give me some oral massage, I need to get up from bed before the sun goes down here in Croatia.

by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011

Croach

A croach is a mix of both a cricket and a roach.

Cricket - Annoying and Unnecessary
Roach - Nasty

“You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty”
“Croach ass b*tch”

by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019

Croach

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

by ekul May 25, 2004

croan

to moelest a black squirrel hang it from a tree and set it on fire while its alive

i would never croan squirrel thats just sickening

by chris geraci May 27, 2008

Croation Flood

when u dont ejaculate for a month and then have sex with a croation chick, thus cumming in her mouth and flooding her esophagus

Last night Tina died from a croation flood.

by justin maturo September 24, 2007

Croatian Picnic

Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.

Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!

by tijdickson May 6, 2011

Croatian piggyback

A Croatian piggyback is a highly advanced sexual position in which only experienced lovers should try. The woman gets on the mans back (like a piggyback) and the man bends his penis though his legs and inserts it into the vagina.

Sally gave me the hottest Croatian piggyback of my life last night

by Oh lord how I have sinned May 27, 2018