carpet vulture

noun
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.

Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.

I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.

by Cory Phillips July 6, 2007

Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier

I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.

by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Capesman

a secret society on university campuses that inducts students who exhibit bad ass 'bandit--like qualities and uncanny ability to disappear. the society was first founded on the Sewanee:University of the South campus in 2009. members are indistinguishable around campus and they appear no different to any other college student; however they are actually infinitely cooler and badass than any campus group.

members of the capesman are called 'bandits'. in order to be a bandit, you must have bandit-like qualities and you must survive the induction process, which is known only by active capesman. the president, Ganje, and members reserve the right to kick people out if they do not uphold the values and codes of the capesman.

the order of the capesman throw the best hidden parties on campus.

"oh shit, where did gulley go?? she just disappeared"
"bandit shit yo"

"i woke up in my truck parked next to Walsh-ellet. It was 12 o'clock and people were going to class. what happened last night??"
"dude you bandited away last night. we had no idea"

"you arent a capesman unless i say youre a capesman."

"she disappeared for 5 hours. the cops looked everyone and still couldnt find her."
"dude, what a capesman"

by ganji1234 December 17, 2009

Carpet itch

When a guy or girl has a nasty std that makes their pubic hair itch :P

Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there

Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch

Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave

by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011

Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Carpet-rolling

The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.

I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.

I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.

I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.

by dune_flowers July 17, 2016

Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016