cornagraphy

hot tasty corn, usually buttered up, dancing it out so you can mastrubate

On my farm, I watch cornagraphy for hits. Makes my penis erect.

by Corn Addict December 21, 2008

Cornwall

County in south west England containing areas such as St Ives, Lizard's point, Lands End and Falmouth. It is very beautiful and attracts many tourists, despite being filled with silly people who say things like "OOO-arrr" and think that they are a nation as opposed to an English Duchy. People here tend to be quite gullable - Cornwall is the only county in the United Kingdom to be represented by a whole slate of LidDem MPs - people here have fallen for the "All things to all men"stance by this single issue (ie anti-war) un patriotic organisation, supported by silly media lefties in the BBC or Channel 4

Cornish man 1:Ooo-arr what ya doin' the day in beauttieful Cornwall?
Cornish man 2: Just chewin' on this stalk of grass to take bits of thon pastie out of my teeth.
Cornish man 1: Wharr! Aren't you goin' to vote for thon yella boys?
Cornish man 1: Arr!

by Parenchyma July 9, 2006

Cornball

It means your pussy smells like corn

Brenda baretto is a cornball.

by A41 Jelly August 12, 2017

Corny

When someone does something that is stupid, annoying, or just wrong

It was really corny when Tess got us kicked out of the bar

by Defponkpup March 1, 2019

Corny

Someone who has the emotional quality of a chick but hides it well. Only opens up to close girl friends who he considers his 'Bros'. Knows everything without needing to be told. Eats everything.

Girl: What are you eating?
Boy: Ice-cream.
Girl: You are such a Corny!

by Magicsnowbird July 11, 2010

corny

1/something constructed entirely or at, at least partly, out of corn.

2/feet with excess dead skin.

1/a corn field - the most corny object imaginable

2/"omg zameer your feet are so corny!"

by guy-is-leet June 26, 2005

cornasaur

someone who is corny (ie corndog, corn husk, can of corn, corn on the cobb, corn field, corn bread, corn muffin etc)

person 1 (walks up and says this to people 2 and 3 then walks away)

Person 1: That bitch is as tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm

Person 2: Yo that nigga has the worst jokes!

Person 3: I know hes such a fuckin cornasaur!

by cconwing January 15, 2010