David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.
by DavidCookDefiner August 21, 2008
Get the David Cookmug. 
Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!
by BonBonsy July 15, 2009
Get the Dane Cookmug. A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.
by lonster85 December 20, 2010
Get the cook upmug. A Victoria cook is a girl who is trying her best to make everyone happy and cries when nobody is around, she doesn't get much friends because she is to afraid to lose someone else. Victoria Cook is tired of smiling through the pain just because she doesn't want everyone to worry, Victoria would love to have someone hug her and say everything is going to be alright and mean it.
by @ladies.man June 18, 2021
Get the Victoria cookmug. Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .
Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "
" I'm and ordinary working class man "
" I know a fella up the north side ... "
" I'm and ordinary working class man "
" I know a fella up the north side ... "
by a fan of this great man June 14, 2013
Get the steven cookemug. "Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."
A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013
Get the Cooked Pattiesmug.