Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.

"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"

by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017

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Contared

Contared more than retarded used by people named crazy chicken and not knowed by contared people named Daniel benders

Your contared as shit

by Kdjdjxmxm July 5, 2017

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cantager

A faggot weeaboo

That cantager is pretty hot

by The lost brother January 20, 2018

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Cottage

Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.

Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!

by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018

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When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake

by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018

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