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Mon The Con

An expression given to an individual who on the surface, seems nice/normal. This isn’t the case however... Over time you’ll begin to notice a shift in their personality. They’ve create a false persona to smokescreen their true, evil intentions.

This term is used to describe someone who shrouds themselves in their own lies, in order to fool people into believing that they’re someone that they’re not.

Con Artists! (Kinda)
Sterry:

I’ve known Ben for a long time now, but recently his true colours have really started to show. He’s now super creepy and gross. He wasn’t like this before.

Elwood:

Sounds like a classic case of

Mon The Con dude!
by Elwoodddddddddddddd June 22, 2021
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ron the con

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.
hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!
by Googles July 12, 2006
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bros and cons

The reasons for and against, respectively, choosing to bro out with your friends, or otherwise behave in the manner of a bro.
Bro A: Bro, did you even think before you shotgunned a Natty Ice in the Dean's office?

Bro B: Of course, bro. I had a long list of bros and cons.
by CalmBro August 25, 2010
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Con-Dem

shorter name for the conservative - liberal democrat coalition we have in the UK at this present time.
often used as a pun to show annoyance at another silly policy.
dude 1: the government is getting rid of child benefits.
dude 2: well I Con-Dem them for it.

dude 1: I dislike this government.
dude 2: so you Con-Dem it?
by spudisking November 5, 2010
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Con-artist

{kon-ahr-tist}

noun, Informal.

1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.

2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.

3. See also media whore.
Abramović's set up a temporary site installation of her pissing on a golden toilet reading the New York Post for 7 hours a day and getting paid in the six figures by the Koch Brothers? That bit of performance art is crap. Con-artists like here are the worst.
by Tsarstepan June 29, 2016
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con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale
example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six
by the ragin asian October 18, 2010
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seannery con

one whom acts in a "Sean" like way
you've pulled a seannery con!, your favourite game is Sean Recon
by alan haley May 26, 2008
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