The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.
Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018
Get the I understand the confusion mug.The complete (imperative) overlap between the boundaries of the phenomenological and the phenomenal.
Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.
Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.
Fiction-theory.
The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.
Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.
Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.
Fiction-theory.
The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.
Co-imperative conflation is counter-posed by co-imperative contiguity in which all conformal circles intersect at a single point (in contrast to an infinite number of points).
Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.
Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.
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This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
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Get the Sophistical and Conflationary mug.Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
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Hym Iam "You have pronoun confusion. I probably did that wrong. That's why we need Genjustsu no Doki. That should fix that immediately."
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Get the You have pronoun confusion mug.Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.
Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"
*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"
*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
by Just a chill guy <3 March 11, 2026
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