computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010

Computer Retarded

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.

Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded

by Zaccster December 27, 2011

compersive

A tendecy to become aroused instead of jealous when one's partner has sex with another person or a third partner; also the person having such interest.

He has a compersive reaction to seeing his wife getting laid.

by missioncontrol September 29, 2008

get off the computer

somthing that people say when you are watching to many lets plays on youtube

Jim get off the computer

by kiki bender April 6, 2017

computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.

I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.

by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009

computering

the act of being on the computer, doing things on the computer, etc.

friend 1: "hey, what's up?"
friend 2: "just computering.."
friend 1: "oh cool!"

by hell0sarah(1) September 15, 2012

Compersive

Compersion is difficult to explain and is an expanded type of love. It's the knowing that life and love is better when our partners are happy and have more love in their lives. It's the joy and love you feel when your partners are happy with their other partners, when you see different aspects of them, when that love makes your own relationship deeper.

NOT necessarily about arousal or cuckolding! o_O Compersion can involve arousal, it can be hot to hear about sexy times your partners have had with other people, but it ain't the main use for that word.

She felt a heart-melty compersive reaction to seeing her sweeties snuggle with other people cuz damn ain't that cute to see.

by manky titties August 5, 2018