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/k/eyboard Commando

A derogatory name for user of 4chan's /k/, especially one who fantasizes about going to war with law enforcement agents or military personnel. More often than not has little to no formal training in gun fighting, but maintains a sense of confidence they could take on SOF and Federal agents.
"Remember that /k/eyboard commando who tried to shoot up that federal building?"
by CharlieFoxtrot14 October 3, 2019
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no bot commands in #general

A phrase used by discord moderators to keep 4 line responses from bots out of a channel.
Whenever someone uses a bot command, staff will say "No bot commands in #general" before proceeding to mute the commander for 48 hours.
by random definer person January 25, 2021
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Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power
Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.
by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011
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commando

To go without wearing underwear. As a long-standing tradition, some theater Benetians will go without underwear on closing night of a performance, going "commando".
"Are you going commando?"
"In this rented costume? No way!"
by Redwing July 31, 2008
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Going Commando

In Photography, It refers to not having a protective UV filter attached to the front glass element of a DSLR camera lens. A lens without one runs a higher risk of being scratched or broken due to it being dropped, flying debris or hit up against something.
I know you just got that 70-200mm lens, but you can't go into an Occupy Wall Street protest going commando without a filter on it. What if the police move in or protesters start throwing things?
by GenVirtu December 3, 2011
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back door commando

one who is thirsting for anal sex usually homo-erotic males.
Two backdoor commandos raided my home and my Ass!
by Alex August 9, 2003
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dick commando

One who commands the dick.
Mike: Your such a dick commando.
Todd: Fuck you.
by Stash_Master August 14, 2006
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