by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009
Get the Columbus and Washingtonmug. A disgusting, genocidal piece of shit who is falsely accredited with discovering North America. Actually, Leif Erikson did in 1000 A.D. (if you don't believe me then do a simple google search)
Person 1: Why would they remove Columbus Day!? He discovered North America!
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
by sirbalin August 30, 2021
Get the Columbusmug. When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
by NickM808 September 18, 2017
Get the Christopher Columbusingmug. ¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbusmug. A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.
Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.
by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021
Get the Columbus Handshakemug. I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
by akaRakxm September 28, 2023
Get the Columbus Christeningmug.