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Faze Columbus

A weird man that is apart of faze and gets swatted all the time he climbs in the vents to get away from the swat team . He has a lot of cats and he likes to eat pies with rats in it. He also has a Glock 17 when the swat team is in his house. He also likes to jump out of windows to get away from the swat team.
by TheGUYTHATGETSWEIRD March 8, 2019
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Columbus

Columbus: the European module of the International Space Station (ISS).

Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.
The biological experiment will be hosted inside the ISS Columbus module.
by ld4795 August 24, 2021
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Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
by akaRakxm September 28, 2023
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Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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Northside Highschool (Columbus GA)

There are too many people. The principal looks like Abraham Lincoln. My sister used to have a crush on him wtf. The classes are okay depending on which ones you have. Other than that, it's pretty boring. There aren't many fights or a lot of drama so it's pretty okay.
Northside Highschool (Columbus GA) is so boring.
by Little Sweetmeat October 17, 2022
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Christina Columbus

Female equivalent to Christopher Columbus. People who "create" new ideas and claim them as their own even though they belong to other cultures.
"Hey did you hear about that girl who made spa water? What's next Christina Columbus? Corn Salad?"
by Ga1laxy August 1, 2022
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