Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.

Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.

Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.

by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021

Columbus

Some dude who fucked a walrus and got stds from it.

Person 1: My son just pulled a Columbus.

Person 2: Lol not my child bye

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021

Columbus

Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck

Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.

Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021

columbus

a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.

columbus day should be abolished!

by megisfruity September 5, 2021

Columbus

a racist man who claimed America even though Native Americans were already there and he enslaved them and basically killed them all

You: ayo do yk who Columbus is
Me: yeah i hate that mf

by ranboozled September 12, 2021

Columbus

When someone is applauded for doing a great job, but all the bad shit they did gets ignored.
As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.

Dude 1: "The Boss gave Marcus the promotion of Regional Manager"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"

by Mugiwara64 July 27, 2021