Colorado straight edge

Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.

My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.

by joshthephotographer138 January 7, 2014

Brush, Colorado

Brush, Colorado was named for Jared L. Brush. Brush came west to mine gold west of Denver in 1859, making him a "Fifty-Niner". Along with his brothers, William and John, he homesteaded in northeast Colorado on the Big Thompson River north of present day Johnstown. Brush served as Weld County commissioner and sheriff, was elected to the state legislature, and served as Lieutenant Governor twice. The town was named for him in 1882

Did you see that Awesome town between Fort Morgan and Hillrose?
Yeah, Brush, Colorado!

It was a nice peacfull place!

by CMonsterbizzitch May 2, 2011

Colorado Kool-Aid

Coors Beer, brewed in Golden, Colorado.

Wally, who has no sense of taste, bought a case of Colorado Kool-Aid.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

Colorado Cock-slap

FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).

Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.

Jeff-Oh Karioka!

Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?

Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.

by oldchub April 9, 2011

Colorado Oil Slick

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.

Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 4, 2022

everybody say colorado

"I'm a giraffe"

"everybody say colorado", "I'm a giraffe

by can i get a owa owa April 16, 2021

Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.

"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.

by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017