A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.
by Zurrus January 23, 2017
I'm so struggle bus right now, I need some of that white coffee to get me through the rest of this day.
by Allisynwonderland May 02, 2018
Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.
by Stonlerp blatch May 30, 2016
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 04, 2016
Similar to tea bagging, but dropping everything in a girls mouth while having their nose inserted into the mans butthole
by PetalJess December 05, 2013
An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
by caffienequeen830 August 07, 2006