Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

by Everton dude January 3, 2020

Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 22, 2017

Coffee Nim

A game office coffee drinkers play where they leave less than a mug's worth in the pot to avoid having to make the next pot. Much like the board game "Nim", the loser is the one who takes the last bit of coffee and must make the next pot.

I needed my caffeine fix, but there was a quarter of a cup left in the office coffee pot. I guess I lost this round of Coffee Nim, and have to make the next pot.

by travelmop July 13, 2011

Coffee in the bushes

When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.

Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.

by Stonlerp blatch May 29, 2016

online coffee

When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.

A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!

by Lee Hartman May 4, 2010

coffee dropping

Similar to tea bagging, but dropping everything in a girls mouth while having their nose inserted into the mans butthole

Went in for a tea bag, ended up coffee dropping the bitch!

by PetalJess December 4, 2013

Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.

"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."

by conradjohn February 26, 2010