9am
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
by Everton dude January 3, 2020
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