Someone who plays COD every way too much, and thinks they know everything about guns because of the game.
A: Dude in real life the Vector does no damage at all and the WA2000 is the most popular sniper ever!
B: ...COD Dumbass
B: ...COD Dumbass
by FloppyJack May 03, 2010
When a guy plays Call of Duty so much he ends up lacking social skills, and eventually dies a virgin.
guy 1: man my girlfriend dumped me last night
guy 2: why?
guy 1: she says i never pay enough attention to her cos i'm always on cod
guy 2: classic cod syndrome mate.
guy 2: why?
guy 1: she says i never pay enough attention to her cos i'm always on cod
guy 2: classic cod syndrome mate.
by karmaisabitch42 November 24, 2010
When one or both participants involved in the text conversation are participating in Call of Duty online matches. This conversation is characterized by one to two minute bursts of conversation, immediately followed by 10 to 15 minutes of no response due to that person's involvement in a game. This can be very frustrating to those unfamiliar with the ways of the COD.
Person 1 - "Hey dude how's it goin?"
Person 2 - "Hey man its goin well. What are you up to tonight?"
10 minutes pass
Person 2 - "???"
5 more minutes pass
Person 1 - "Hey man, I was playin COD. Got a chopper gunner and almost a nuke! Ya I'm not sure what I'm up to."
Person 2 - "Ya me too. You need to let me know when you're playin call of duty. Its rude to be COD texting when you start a conversation."
Person 2 - "Hey man its goin well. What are you up to tonight?"
10 minutes pass
Person 2 - "???"
5 more minutes pass
Person 1 - "Hey man, I was playin COD. Got a chopper gunner and almost a nuke! Ya I'm not sure what I'm up to."
Person 2 - "Ya me too. You need to let me know when you're playin call of duty. Its rude to be COD texting when you start a conversation."
by The Murrdawg May 28, 2011
by TheSegal April 05, 2010
The act of preventing people, usually male, from playing Call of Duty, otherwise known as C.O.D. Females are the most typical COD Blockers.
"Jessica, why can't you just leave? You're being such a COD Block."
"I really wanted to play some COD with you last night, man, but she was being such a COD Block."
"I really wanted to play some COD with you last night, man, but she was being such a COD Block."
by CODLuvr November 30, 2009
When your girlfriend,wife, or partner gives you head while you play the immensely popular online game "call of duty, modern warfare 2"
COD head is much similar to car head, where you get your dick sucked while driving a car, but you get head while playing the game "Call of Duty"
COD head is much similar to car head, where you get your dick sucked while driving a car, but you get head while playing the game "Call of Duty"
guy 1 "Dude last night my girlfriend came over and she gave me Cod head!"
guy 2" Dammit you lucky bastard I wish my girl was that cool!"
guy 2" Dammit you lucky bastard I wish my girl was that cool!"
by Jesse king April 10, 2010
by CODMaster April 22, 2015