saturated cloth

When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?

by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

clothed sensuality

A form of titillation that revolves around stimulating the target's imagination without nudity.

That office secretary has some serious clothed sensuality going on with that loose blouse and messy ponytail.

by Epikalountai February 19, 2014

scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007

sleepin clothes

Some rad PJ's man

Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"

by Wallpaperisrad January 23, 2017

skimpy clothing

Loosely worn clothing. Often to big or to small. Used as a sexual way. To attracted by showing parts of your body.

Look! I can see that curvy girls boobs because her bikini is is loose! Man do I want to f**k her bad, so bad I'm getting hard just thinking about it! Oh I just love skimpy clothing!

by That hot chick January 27, 2014

Clothing porn

The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.

A student looks at clothing porn because he has no clean clothes to wear in real life.

by thesoundofbitchesfighting August 30, 2011