closet shopping

to go through your closet looking for clothes you forgot you owned. sometimes happens when you're short of cash, sometimes happens when you lose weight and discover a bunch of clothes that fit once again.

hey, cute jacket. where'd you get it?

i went closet shopping. i haven't worn it in years.

i don't remember it. looks great!

thanks!

by jonnyss August 20, 2010

Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.

Stefan is a closet WoWer

by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008

Corrie closet

To admit to your peers that you in fact watch the English soap opera Coronation Street

I'm out of the 'Corrie Closet'

by Simon H from Canada April 14, 2011

information closet

A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.

Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.

by pim-researcher November 8, 2009

exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.

Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.

by Imma fail May 5, 2018

closet jealous

The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are

"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."

by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017

space closet

An illogical small room connected to a larger room seperated by a high-tech sliding door usually containing an object which is meant to surprise the person in proximity of the entrance to the smaller room. The high-tech door can also be activated by gaining ownership to objects that are beneficial to the person.

I went to go pick up that shotgun and a damn imp flew out of a space closet over there.

by Deadly Muffinz October 8, 2004