A church girl

Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church

Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".

by Jay_Theasurus May 15, 2022

church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016

The Church of LULZ

A place where people are doing things for LULZ.

From a "Mormon chat" website:

Jeff: I am rather busy.
Me: busy doing what?
Jeff: Talking to people :)
Jeff: And trying to find an article.
Me: what article?
Me: god is an alien right? the pope said that today
Jeff: He did?
Me: yes
Me: he told everyone that we came from uranus
Jeff: Seriously?
Me: yes
Me: do you behold the power of LULZ?
Jeff: LULZ?
Me: yes
Me: LULZ
Me: there is a new church. the church of LULZ
Me: people are doing things for LULZ

by YeurMauther October 21, 2010

Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face

If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower

by Lastson March 1, 2010

The Horse Church

A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.

Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.

by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021

buck church

naked. nude. without clothes on.

man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.

by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012

Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022